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ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

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She thought I knew a lot because I knew different things from her…

— Jay Gatsby (The Great Gatsby)  (via yoga—bear)

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hioctopus:

sociopathhasthemoosebox:

uncreativeminds:

raspberryragdoll:

Dear future husband, if this doesn’t happen I want a divorce.

Dear future wife, if I don’t do this. Please divorce me.

okay so who thinks the above commenters should marry each other?

I ship it

theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

image
spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

it is true this is scary

(Source: easy-as-a-b-d)

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